On the Gladiator Games in DC this Week

Two big fails:

1. Men shouldn’t use their virginity to defend themselves. They can defend a woman’s honor, but not themselves. Just don’t do it. It’s not a good look.

2. Women, by the age of 53, should know what “exculpatory” means. Which explains why she provided the names of witnesses who didn’t back her up. Besides, that, naming your “friend” before asking her? Doesn’t say much about your friendship.

If I were advised to do either of these things, I would have told them to go to hell.